Let’s say we start there and work our way up.
Last I recall this was my idea, pal. Who put you in charge?
I mean, you could always ride coach if you’d rather make the travel arrangements.
Don’t get smart with me, Anthony.
But fine, I’ll let you do the heavy lifting on this one. For now at least.
Why do I have an uneasy feeling about this?
Okay, I’ve been promising this to Daunt for a while. Note that I pretty much never write fanfiction and, on top of that, I’m not really into non-canon pairings or genderswap. This is different for me. But I’m intrigued enough by the notion that Tony/Steve works when one of them is a woman in canon (according to an AU) that I wanted to explore it in all its ridiculousness.
I’m breaking it into several parts. This one isn’t too porny.
TITLE: idk, calling it "Distortion" Part 1 for now
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